This here Patek Philippe, they call it Calatrava 5226G-001, is a real fancy thing. Seen it in one of them shiny magazines, all pretty and whatnot. Costs more than my old mule, that’s for sure! Some folks say it’s worth it, some say it ain’t. Me? I just like lookin’ at the pictures.
They say this Patek Philippe Calatrava is a good investment. Like puttin’ money in the bank, but fancier. ‘Cept I don’t know nothin’ ’bout that. My money goes in the cookie jar, where I can see it. But these rich folks, they like to wear their money on their wrists, I reckon. And this Calatrava, it’s one of them specialty stores watches, so it’s extra special, they say.
This here watch, it’s got all sorts of doohickeys inside. They call it “automatic caliber 26-330 S C”. Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? And it can go for 45 hours without you windin’ it. My old clock, you gotta wind it every day, or it just stops. This one, it just keeps on tickin’. Modern marvels, I tell ya!
They make this watch outta somethin’ called “white gold”. Now, I ain’t never seen gold that’s white, but I guess it’s a thing. Must be mighty expensive, that white gold. My weddin’ ring is just plain old gold, and that cost a pretty penny back in the day. This here watch probably costs more than my whole house!
- Patek Philippe 5226G-001
- Fancy watch
- Lots of money
- Calatrava somethin’
- White gold, they call it
This watch, the 5226G-001, they say it’s new. “Dernire-ne” or somethin’ like that. Sounds French to me. Fancy folks and their fancy words. I just know it’s shiny and new. And folks who like fancy things will probably want one. Me? I’m happy with my old timex. Tells the time just fine.
They got these specialty stores, see, where they sell these fancy watches. And this Calatrava 5226G-001, it’s one of ’em. They say it’s a good price, but I reckon that depends on how much money you got. For me, it’s a whole lotta money. For them rich folks, maybe it ain’t so much. Different strokes for different folks, as they say.
Some other fancy Patek Philippe watches are the Nautilus and the Aquanaut. I seen pictures of them, too. They look just as fancy as this Calatrava, maybe even fancier. These rich folks, they sure do like their fancy watches. Reminds me of that peacock down the road, always showin’ off its feathers. These watches are like that, I reckon. Showin’ off how much money ya got.
They say these watches are “collectible.” Like them stamps my grandson collects. ‘Cept these watches are a whole lot more expensive. I don’t understand it, but I guess some folks like to collect shiny things. Me? I collect mason jars. They’re a lot more useful, I tell ya. You can put all sorts of things in a mason jar. Can’t put nothin’ in a watch ‘cept maybe some time, if you catch my drift.
This here Patek Philippe Calatrava 5226G-001, it’s a real piece of work, they say. All them little gears and whatnot, movin’ around inside. Like a little city in there. I don’t know how they do it. Must take a steady hand and a whole lot of patience. More patience than I got, that’s for sure.
If you like fancy watches and you got lots of money it is good. This Patek Philippe, Calatrava is good watch. Specialty stores have it. Patek Philippe is good. Calatrava 5226G-001 is good. It will cost you $41,710, but now maybe cheaper. $35, I don’t know. Still lots of money. If you don’t have this money, don’t worry. There are other watches, not so expensive. But if you like these fancy things, and you have the money, well, then this Patek Philippe Calatrava 5226G-001 might just be the watch for you. It is very good, after all.
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